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I read it again and again, fascinated by how something could be so aggressively unappealing. It comes down to a pretty simple rule:. A Facebook status is annoying Looking for freinds n more it primarily serves the author and does nothing positive for anyone reading it. To be not annoying, a Facebook status typically has to be one of two things: You know why these are not annoying?
Ideally, interesting statuses would be fascinating and original or a link to something that isand funny ones would be hilarious. The author wants to affect the way people think of her. The author wants to make people jealous of him or his life. The author is feeling lonely and Looking for freinds n more Facebook to make it better.
This is fro least heinous of the five—but seeing a lonely person acting lonely on Facebook makes me and everyone else sad.
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A public expression of your extremely positive feelings for your significant other or an anecdote signifying the perfection of your relationship.
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This process slots the author into one of four sub-categories:. Loneliness; Narcissism; Thinking a status update is supposed to be an actual status update. What are you looking for here? Off to the gym, then class reading. I really want to get to the bottom of this.
Looking for freinds n more some point between Lady looking nsa VA Fairfax 22031 work and arriving at the gym, you had fr impulse to take out your phone and type this status. Then you put your phone away. Tell me what was accomplished. A weird part of the life of a major celebrity is that people are obsessed with everything about them, even their blue territory.
A public posting from one person to another that has no good reason to be public. My grandmother aside, there is no good reason to ever do this. That kind of malice is so extreme it crosses over the far line and becomes awesome.
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You achieving something incredible and letting it be an example and inspiration to others. So for you to consider yourself an inspirational character by simply posting trite quotes is, well, flagrantly narcissistic. The thing is, though, that if you looked right below his post, all you saw were likes and a couple friendly comments. The bigger point here is that the qualities of annoying statuses are normal human qualities—everyone needs to brag to someone here and there, everyone has moments of weakness when they need attention or feel lonely, and everyone has some downright Looking for freinds n more qualities that are gonna come Women want sex Centenary at one Looking for freinds n more or another.
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